Brangalina wanted some alone time with the kids, do they had me run a few errands.
It was the usual stuff. Pick up dry cleaning, have ass-less leather pants cleaned, buy labels for homemade porn tapes, etc.
I am a little worried though. Here is the shopping list I was handed when I was sent to the grocers.
Organic sun dried tomatoes
Organic toothpaste
Organic 15 grain bread
Baby boy from Denmark
Organic condoms
Organic hair gel
Organic bottled water
I mean, what's an organic condom? I went looking for an empty box in the trash, but couldn't find any. I also discovered that they don't make 15 grain bread. The grocer old me I have to take two seven grains and a regular loaf of wheat and find a way to combine them.
HOLY COW!!
Plus, I've got to find a way to get a baby from Denmark. I was given some phone numbers, but they either didn't speak english, or kept making weird breathing noises. This is going to be a tough one to figure out.
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